accidentally saying something mean to one of your dearest friends
accidentally saying something mean to anyone
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
when someone steals food from your plate
Harry Potter is like a fine whisky; it gets better with age.
Sherlock is like heroin; everyone is itching for their next fix.
Doctor Who is like red wine; mature and has a big history.
i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system