daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

(Source: iguanamouth)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

tacosinthebronx:

Band blog!

(Source: b-l-u-rr-e-d)

voiceofnoone:

La Dispute - Sad Prayers for Guilty bodies 

(Source: voicelessdispute)

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place


callipyygean:

bands-and-bodym0ds:

ugh

basically

(Source: i-nconspicuous)


ultrafacts:

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princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv


(Source: kingofredlyons)


shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

(Source: ofelias)

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

image

(Source: officialvergilsparda)

kars:

I am awake but at what price

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”


angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)