(Source: became-couples)


envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

depresant:

you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Ugh, I hate stairs
anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

(Source: flust)

hurricanegilbert:

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

(Source: weedofficial)

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest)

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke


owlturdcomix:

IT’S MID-APRIL, I’M DONE WITH THIS.

doyourdirtywork:

guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

I CRIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN WE READ THIS IN SCHOOL AND NO ONE UNDERSTOOD WHY

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks